#springbreakingbadly – Spring Break social media fail
Don’t you just hate it when you ‘goof’ on your Spring Break and end up in jail? Or perhaps when you accidentally wind up with a suitcase of drugs instead of your carefully packed bag of cheap souvenirs? For those of you out of the loop, the US State Department is posting some absolutely ridiculous tweets – looks like they might have been hitting the Spring Break booze a bit too early… here are our favourites!
On Spring Break Self-Confidence and Beauty
Been hitting the gym before you hit the beach? Working on that Spring Break pre-tan so that the glare from your pale stomach doesn’t light up the beach like a disco ball in an electric storm? Fear not! The US State Department is here to crush all of your sweet confidence gains. Remember kids: if someone starts hitting on you, and you lack Channing Tatum’s well-defined abs, shut them down – it’s probably a scam!
You thought you were bringing back a hilarious Spring Break fridge magnet for your great uncle Rupert, but instead you ended up with a kilo of blow. Woops. And does this even happen? Seriously – how many people are actually being offered free luggage with their complimentary Caribbean cruise?
Mugged at gunpoint in a Brazilian back alley? Haha what a goof! Did your grandmother end up in a Bangkok prison after mistakenly smuggling in illicit substances on her last trip abroad? Such a goof! Why not relive some awful memories of your last Spring Break goof with a funny little tweet? What could be better?
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